"I would like a pair of massive shoes please." A simple request I thought. "What size are you?" the shop assistant asks. Of course I didn't think it mattered! They are massive shoes. What size I am isn't relevant is it? I just wanted some massive shoes! Imagine people at TESCO wondering where the painted footprints for the cash machine were, while I smugly stood there like Krusty the clown obscuring their view.
Apparently I had got it wrong. The sign meant there was a massive sale of shoes occurring. How was I to know? I feel rather cheated. Maybe I should get trading standards involved. You can't place such dreams of grandeur in a mans head by advertising massive shoes for sale and then smash them to pieces.
I left rather deflated, my ordinary, average size feet shuffling out of the shop. I guess I can still dream...
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ReplyDeleteBearing in mind what they say about the size of a mans feet I'm inclined to think that there might've been an ulterior motive behind your wanting massive shoes.
So disappointing for you. I picture you standing in your ginormous shoes blocking the view of the little painted footprints. You look so happy in my imagination.
ReplyDeleteBut would massive shoes have fit in the closet or under the bed? You're probably better off without them.
ReplyDeleteThere is something for you on my blog...
ReplyDeleteMassive shoes . . . massive ego. Probably lucky you don't qualify!
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ReplyDeleteAh yes, I too love to take signs, literally. Okay, I don't mean literally taking the sign and removing it from the shop. Heck, you know what I mean :)
ReplyDeleteGet a lawyer. Now. Free shoes for life.
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