Monday, 3 October 2011

Why Can't I Get Some Massive Shoes??

I am sure you can imagine my excitement when I saw this sign in a shop window? Who wouldn't be excited? So in I go...

"I would like a pair of massive shoes please." A simple request I thought. "What size are you?" the shop assistant asks. Of course I didn't think it mattered! They are massive shoes. What size I am isn't relevant is it? I just wanted some massive shoes! Imagine people at TESCO wondering where the painted footprints for the cash machine were, while I smugly stood there like Krusty the clown obscuring their view.

Apparently I had got it wrong. The sign meant there was a massive sale of shoes occurring. How was I to know? I feel rather cheated. Maybe I should get trading standards involved. You can't place such dreams of grandeur in a mans head by advertising massive shoes for sale and then smash them to pieces.

I left rather deflated, my ordinary, average size feet shuffling out of the shop. I guess I can still dream...

10 comments:

  1. LOL
    Bearing in mind what they say about the size of a mans feet I'm inclined to think that there might've been an ulterior motive behind your wanting massive shoes.

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  2. So disappointing for you. I picture you standing in your ginormous shoes blocking the view of the little painted footprints. You look so happy in my imagination.

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  3. But would massive shoes have fit in the closet or under the bed? You're probably better off without them.

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  4. There is something for you on my blog...

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  5. Massive shoes . . . massive ego. Probably lucky you don't qualify!

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  6. Thanks for "Digging" my blog Dirtycowgirl.

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  7. Ah yes, I too love to take signs, literally. Okay, I don't mean literally taking the sign and removing it from the shop. Heck, you know what I mean :)

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  8. Get a lawyer. Now. Free shoes for life.

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  9. Glad you are not encouraging theft klahanie?? Ha ha.

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  10. More importantly Allen... Free MASSIVE shoes.

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